- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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