- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

The Morman Religion.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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