- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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