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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What did the car do? CRASH!

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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