Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Anti Joke

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