How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

a black man walks out of popeyes

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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