- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

u know whats a crime? rape

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

i like it in the mouth

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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