Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

There was a chicken. It squarked.

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Women's Rights

Black people stink of shite!

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Take wrong turns

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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