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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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