- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

69...you know how awkward this is now...

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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