- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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