why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

angelo snyder is not ga

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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