Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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What's blue? The sky.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Hi.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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