- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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