You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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