Women's Rights

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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