- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

black chicken. kfc

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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