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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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