- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

your mom was so fat that she died.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Cheese

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??