Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

A russian gives away vodka.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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