- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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