what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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