- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Knock Knock Who did that?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

This is the concept of anti-joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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