Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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