why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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What did the policeman say to the black thief? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning, if you wish. If you decide to answer any questions now, without an attorney present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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