Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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the WNBA.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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