- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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