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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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