What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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