Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

The chickens have become self-aware!

One, two, three, four and five

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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