roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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