The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What does? 42

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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