whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

A bar walks into a man

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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