What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

mmm i love marble bumhole

I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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