- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

it was all Tagart

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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