What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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