So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Smeg...

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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