- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

pull my finger (farts)

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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