So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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