Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

how do you call someone? use a phone

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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