- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

9/11 my birthday

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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