whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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