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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Knock, knock. Come in.

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

You know whats annoying? Steve

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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