Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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