Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Smeg...

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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