Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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