- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Andoni was here

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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