- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

This is a random Anti joke.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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