Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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