Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Smeg...

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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