YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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