- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Neither did she.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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