why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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