'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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