- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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