two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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