- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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