What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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