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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Go away still nothing to see

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Smeg...

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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