- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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