How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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