What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

One, two, three, four and five

The chickens have become self-aware!

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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