Knock, Knock Come in

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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