- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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