- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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