- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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