How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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the WNBA.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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