'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

What's funny? Women's rights.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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