- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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