What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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