- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

This isn't funny.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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