A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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i'm hard

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I'm Coming

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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