- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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