what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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