Gustavo Andrade

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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