so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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