What is not a car park? Clash of clans

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

You should read the Terms of Service.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What did Reed read? A. Read?

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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