- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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