What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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guess what what ...

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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