Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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