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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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