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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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