- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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