Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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