What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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guess what>? your mum lol

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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