- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Good job, son.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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