A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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