- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Gay republicans

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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