How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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guess what>? your mum lol

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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Anti Joke

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