why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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