Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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