- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Tony Romo

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