- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Knock Knock.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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