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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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