9/11 my birthday

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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