- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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