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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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