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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Actually it was me Josh brown

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

this website is a bad joke

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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