- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

a man makes a bad joke

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

taking out the trash... at night

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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