- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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