How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

Anti-jokes are funny.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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