- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

womens rights

Hitler and Jews become friends.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Click here for free sandwich.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

You know whats annoying? Steve

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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