I'm tired.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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