Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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