Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

Read a Book.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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