Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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So these two girls have a cup .

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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