- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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