A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Vote this up

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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