- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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