In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

a black man walks out of popeyes

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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