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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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