Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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