Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Abortion

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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