A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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9/11 my birthday

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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