There was a white kid named Tyrone.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

this website is a bad joke

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Actually it was me Josh brown

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Boxing on Boxing Day

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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