In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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