Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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