what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Pickles

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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