Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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