- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Male leadership.

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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