Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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