What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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