What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

thumb_up thumb_down -26

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

thumb_up thumb_down -26

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

thumb_up thumb_down -26

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

thumb_up thumb_down -26

A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

thumb_up thumb_down -26

There was a chicken. It squarked.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

thumb_up thumb_down -26

HEY!

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Women's Rights

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Black people stink of shite!

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -26

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

thumb_up thumb_down -28

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops