- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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