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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What page are you on The gay page.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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