- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

woman's rights

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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