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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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