- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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