- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

So these two girls have a cup .

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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