Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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women's rights.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Maths.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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