- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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