what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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