- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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