Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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