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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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