- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Yo Momma is not fat.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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