- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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