Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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