What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

your mom was so fat that she died.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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