charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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whats black and large -me

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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(warning- this is sort of funny) A mom takes her son to cvs to pick up her pills. Son- Mom whats a pharmacists? Mom- well sweetie its a person who sells people drugs Monday Morning Teacher- Class, did you learn anything over the weekend? Son- Yah, i learned that my mommy has been taking me with her every week, to a person who sells drugs Later that week Teacher- Yes, hi, um your son has told me that you take him to buy drugs with you, i may have to call social services Mom- what? this is a misunderstanding, i go to a pharmacists to buy drugs. That evening Mom-what did you tell your teacher at school Son- you've been telling me that i go with you to buy drugs Mom- baby i need pills, well, because, im sick. Son- ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok At school Teacher- Billy ive called s.s on your mom, u will be living with foster parents Son- ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok Evening Police- ?Ms. Thackery, is this your student. Teacher- Yes Police- His mom has tradgicly died in a pool of tears after finding out YOU called s.s Mom- what? omg. DAMN Police- Im afraid u r under arrest for the cause of his mothers death Class- yayyyyyyy wooo hooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Billy Billy Billy Billy. hip hip hooray Teacher- Damn Son- mommy? Police- ur mommy's dead, sucks right sooooooo here's a box and ten bucks......... go live your life

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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