When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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