Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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justin beiber sucks

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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