what's white and sticky semen

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

A bar walks into a man

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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