-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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