- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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