A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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