- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

A car walks into a bar.

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Niall Horan

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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