so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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