- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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