- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

A guy walks into a bar

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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