What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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