A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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