Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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