A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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