A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Whats brown a sticky, shit

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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