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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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