Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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