Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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Hello penis

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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