- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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