- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

What's just not right? Left

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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