Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

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