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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Men's rights

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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