You tell me. I have amnesia.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Hello

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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woman's rights

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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