- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

SHUT UP JP

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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