- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

How about that airline food?

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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