roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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