- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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