Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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