What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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