- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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