- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

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