- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Get up Look in the mirror

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

I walk into a bar...

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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