Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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