- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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