why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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