Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

I'm rick james bitch

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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