Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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