What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Sarah Palin.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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