Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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