1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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I asked her where you were.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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