- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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