- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Get up Look in the mirror

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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