- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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