What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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were at work systems r down

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black people

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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