- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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