Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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