- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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