- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

How do you end a sentence

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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