knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

ever tried african food? they neither

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

an emo girl walked into a white room

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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