A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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knock knock!? . . No.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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9/11 my birthday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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