Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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