roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

your mom was so fat that she died.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

how do you win a game try your best

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Cheese

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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