- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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