- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

9/11 my birthday

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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