breasts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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pobody's nerfect

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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Anti Joke

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