- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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