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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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