- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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