- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Nobody cares maddie!

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

I like that, but why am I happy?

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

I am a mime

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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