- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

your face

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Why so serious ?

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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