How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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SHUT UP JP

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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