Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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AIDS

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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