You know whats annoying? Steve

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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