class is canceled. My professor died.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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