A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Haha, I get it..

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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