- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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