- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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