What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Eric is gay Ha

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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