- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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