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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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