- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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