- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Faithful men.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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