- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

SHUT UP JP

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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