Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Dumbledore dies.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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