- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

it was all Tagart

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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