Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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