Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Your girlfriend.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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