- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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