Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

A russian gives away vodka.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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