What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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woman's rights

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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