Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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