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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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