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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

what is red and smells like paint red paint

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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