What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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