What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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