- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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