My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Tunechi

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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Anti Joke

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