- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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