- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Immigration Laws

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

What's 9 + 10 19

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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