- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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