- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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