- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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