Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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women's rights.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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