- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Pain Olympics.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

I agree to the terms and conditions

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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