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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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