A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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