- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Your're racist.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

you see theres this guy.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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