- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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