Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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