roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Pain Olympics.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Lololol

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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