- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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