There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Andoni was here

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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