- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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