- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Equal rights!

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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