Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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women's rights.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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