Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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