what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

penisvaginaorgasm

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Your're racist.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

you see theres this guy.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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