- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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