A bar walks into a man

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

you will like this because i am black.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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