- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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