- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

your so fat. your fat!

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

Do you play piano? No

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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