So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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