- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

A russian gives away vodka.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

John lazzaro likes dick

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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