- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

save me from the nothing ive become

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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