What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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Sex

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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