- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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