what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

12 niqqa 12.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Anti Joke

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