- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

womens rights

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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