- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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