How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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