- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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