Your're racist.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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you see theres this guy.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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