- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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