Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

it was all Tagart

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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