Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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