Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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A man was shot. He died.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Why? Why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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