what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

An Irishman walked out of a bar

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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