A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

knock knock who's there ?

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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