- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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