- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's my tractor?

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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