Pigachu is a Porkemon.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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