What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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