- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Antijokes...

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

A sober Irish individual.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

class is canceled. My professor died.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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