"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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